- Allan Mackay: vocals, bass, jokes, hair, goalie (hockey).

- Rob Tyler: vocals, guitar, drum programming, Blackberry, has never consumed an alcoholic beverage in his life.

- Discography: Written, produced and released 5 Music & Comedy promotional albums independently since 1994. 

- TFTS has performed in every province in Canada.  Also performed recently in Philadelphia and Chicago.

- TFTS has performed/host/mc at the last 5 CFL Grey Cup's, the last 5 Molson Indy's (Vancouver and Toronto), the last 6 NLL Toronto Rock Seasons, and the last 7 seasons of Toronto Maple Leaf Tailgate parties.

- Rob & Allan have performed over 5000 shows in front of more than one million people.  It's true.  Consider this: 1st gig July 1981, average 275 shows a year, say 200 people at each show.  Do the math.  More than one million TFTS fans can't be wrong!

- Previous Bands: Diesel Cowboys, Born Yesterday.

- Future: Concert/Film DVD. Including retrospective clips, skits and info.